synthetic urine for drug tests

There are many situations when using synthetic urine for a drug test is the best choice. However, there are some situations when I wouldn’t recommend it. These situations mostly the supervised drug tests. It’s supervised because of its something very important, for instance, you are applying for a job to the government or you are on probation.

These situations, however, are very rare, I normally I always suggest for everyone to use fake urine, because if its high quality that means its basically undetectable.

If the test is supervised that means someone is going to escort you to the testing room and stand behind you while you are peeing. For these situations, you can use synthetic urine belts such as Incognito belt from Clear Choice, Monkey Dong from Serious Monkey business synthetic urine or the infamous Whizzinator.

To be honest  I wouldn’t suggest these synthetic urine belts because using them is way too risky. If you decide to get one, choose incognito belt because it comes with a bottle of subsolution synthetic urine which is the best fake urine on the market, and it’s not too expensive. The whizzinator comes without synthetic urine and it costs twice as much as other synthetic urine belts.

How To Use Synthetic Urine for Drug Test

You can use synthetic urine for a random drug test. There are these annoying random drug screenings at any workplace, you can also be tested if you cause an accident. For these scenarios its a good idea to keep a bottle of synthetic urine in your locker.

Again I suggest you use Sub Solution or Quick Luck synthetic urine, not because these are the best and most complex synthetic urine brands, but because they come with heat activator powder. If its a random test you won’t have time to heat the urine in the microwave and try to figure out what would be the correct temperature.

With sub solution or Quick Luck is easy, just add the 1/3 of the powder to the urine, shake it a bit and it will reach the correct temperature within 30 seconds, seriously it couldn’t be easier. Clear Choice has a new product called the practice kit. It’s not too cheap, but a great way to practice urine heating at home. The kit comes with a vial of heat activator powder and with a flask, you can use it minimum three times, that should be enough to perfect your urine heating technique.

Random drug testing at work is just fucking stupid. I worked at a place that did randoms every month, usually, 5 or 6 people would get called in and sent to the hospital to piss in a cup. All it did was cut down on the weed users and made undetectable shit like oxy and Vicodin and stuff that leaves your system quickly much more rampant. The place was full of oxy junkies and coke heads.

Using Fake Urine For A Pre Employment Drug Test

Yes, you can use fake pee for a pre-employment drug test. These tests are not “serious” drug test. It’s something that is required, but your future employer doesn’t want you to fail, it’s just something what must be done before hiring. These urine screenings are always unsupervised, so you can take a bottle of synthetic urine in your underwear without getting noticed. I suggest you keep it in your underwear or bra if you are a female because the lab assistant might search your pockets. You can also use an incognito belt or a urinator device. I wouldn’t recommend using something like the Whizzinator because its a little bit risky, but as long as the test is unsupervised you won’t need anything like that.

You can use Monkey whizz synthetic urine, Quick fix, Sub Solution or Quick Luck as well. You will pass the test with these brands, but if you choose Quick Fix or Monkey whizz, then make sure you heat it up to the correct temperature at home, submitting a too cold or too warm sample is a sure way to fail.

One more thing I want to mention, and it’s quite important. In my previous article, I review the most popular synthetic urine brands on the market, as you can see some of these brands are crap even if they are available basically in every single headshop. Just because they are available everywhere and heavily marketed, doesn’t mean they are the best synthetic urine brands. Do not risk your job by purchasing something low quality. What makes me angry is these low-quality brands are often recommended by the shop assistant. Obviously, he has no idea what is good and what is bad, but he still recommends some crap that won’t work. These brands are:

  • P-sure
  • Magnum
  • JetClean
  • Agent X synthetic urine
  • Xstream
  • U-Pass

synthetic urine brands

These brands are basically available at every single headshop, they are also available in a gas station and online stores. Some of these brands weren’t updated for years, they do not contain the necessary chemicals that supposed to be in a quality synthetic urine. I am talking about uric acid, urea, the solution should be balanced for PH and specific gravity, and most importantly, they should NOT contain biocide. My advice is to always order it online and order it in time, buying detox and generally buying anything online is usually cheaper, not to mention that available promos and coupon deals.

If you have a job interview and you have a strong feeling that they will accept you then better if you order the synthetic urine straight away. Shipping might take a few days, better to be safe. Always order a few days in advance!